Who wears short shorts? I have no idea.
Who wants treats? All Labs want treats! That's academic!
Perfect for landlubbers and seafarers alike, these cotton webbing belts feature sturdy 1 1/4" cotton webbing construction and solid d-rings that won't erode and will keep your trousers at attention. Just don't use it to tie up your dinghy. Proudly made in Maine and shipped in Belted Cow Company drawstring gift bag.