Hooded Sweatshirt - Navy Blue - Two Salty Dogs Logo

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a Two Salty Dogs employee? Don't be shy. Most people do when they have a severe concussion.

Here's your perfect prop- Put this momma on and pretend to be Don yelling at his employees. Pretend to be an employee being yelled at by Don for breaking one of the 4 Cardinal Rules of Two Salty Dog Protocol:

1) No open flames on the premises will be tolerated. This includes hotboxing the shed during business hours.
2) Always check for Alligators before your shift (Two Salty Dogs is proudly Alligator Attack-Free for over 10 years).
3) No squinty-eyed boys hanging around the shop trying to gather up the courage to ask employee Reagan out on a date.
4) All crying must be done in the shed- away from customers and officers of the law. (Tissues Provided).

Here's some more stuff about the hoodies I don't understand, but may sway you into buying one:

• 82% Cotton/18% polyester
• Reverse Weave technology that prevents shrinking
• Champion brand
• adjustable drawstrings
• Oversized/Relaxed fit
• Kangaroo pocket
• 1x1 ribbed at underarm, sides and bottom band
• 3 ¾” wide 1x1 ribbed knit cuffs
• 12 Oz/SqYd fabric weight