The Harbor Dog Stories
Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.
HALF JAW SPAGHETTI - by Teddy
[Editor’s Note: We’ve been trying to get Ted to write a blog since we got him in April 2019. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary. He calls his Diary his “Diarrhea."] Dear Diarrhea, I'm sorry it's been so long since I've written. There's been a lot going on here and I'm not...
GRAND MAL FAILURE - by Small Head Ted
EDITOR'S NOTE: Teddy wrote this before Buddy passed. The Grand Mal seizure was one of the indications that something was wrong with Buddy. Don't think Teddy is insensitive or cruel. Dear Diarrhea [Editor's Note: Diary] Everyone's all worried about that idiot Buddy again. Well I'm sick of it. I always disliked that dog and...
SPAGHETTI LOVES LIANA- by Small Head Ted
Dear Diarrhea, This place is so stupid. "Chez Salty" is so depressing and stupid. The only person I like is Liana. She's the only one here who's smart. I can't believe she likes all these idiots. Why doesn't she run away into the woods? I hope it's not because of me. All Liana needs...
THE YARKOWLING- by Teddy Spaghetti
Editor's Note: We've been trying to get Ted to write a blog since we got him from Old Dogs New Digs in April 2019. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary (He calls it "Diarrhea"). These are excerpts. PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM WE HAVE HIS DIARY. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Diarrhea, When I first got...
EVERYTHING IS STUPID - by Ted
Editor's Note: We've been trying to get Teddy to write a blog since we got him from Old Dogs New Digs (ODND) in April. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary. PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM WE HAVE HIS DIARY. Also - because this is a diary, there is stronger language than a normal...