The Harbor Dog Stories

Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.

CHOCOLATE LAB

GRAVEL PIT OF DREAMS - by Marz

Don has to keep Auggie and Zinny out of The Pit!!! They're so old they can't get back up!! They get stuck in there!! One time Zinny got stuck in the sand and couldn't get back up, so we all had to go down and wade through a bunch of smelly, green, scum water...

DO LITTLE DREAMS - by Marz

DO LITTLE DREAMS - by Marz

Don is my very best friend!! He talks to me all the time!! If I had one wish from the Great Black Dog, it would be that we could understand each other all the time!!! I think he talks about some interesting stuff!! Post-Breakfast Prattle Don: “These tariffs are going to make our Toy...

MAINE WINTERS ARE THE BEST!!! – by MARZ

MAINE WINTERS ARE THE BEST!!! – by MARZ

IT’S A DOG’S WINTER!I noticed something!!! There’s a LOT more snow in the winter than in the summer! Why is that?!?! Why can’t the snow come in the summer when everything is super hot and swampy!! Snow is very refreshing, even in the winter!! And it’s everywhere! Except inside! Liana never lets it inside!!!...

THE TRAVELING FUDGEBURYS – by Marz

THE TRAVELING FUDGEBURYS – by Marz

Hi Everyone!Thanks for reading my blog!!! If you send me your blog, I will read it as soon as I can!I think Don got in trouble with the law!!!!! Maybe he stole another Biped’s dinner!! Maybe he bit someone!!! But one day he put me in the truck and he drove and drove forever!...

SPASTIC, FANTASTIC & ICONOCLASTIC – by Marz

SPASTIC, FANTASTIC & ICONOCLASTIC – by Marz

RIGHT FROM THE STARTHi! I’m Marz!! I’m the 2yr & 225 day old Lab at Chez Salty!!! Why is it called Chez Salty?!?!?! I DON’T KNOW!!!! Hahahaha!!!! Do you?! You can tell me!!! I live here!!THIS WENT ON FOR 8 WEEKS!!!I’m a Chocolate Lab!!!! Don says Chocolate Labs taste the best out of all...

THE FUDGE DOG COMETH - by Marz

THE FUDGE DOG COMETH - by Marz

5:15am -- 5:29am - Auggie and I can't get into the bathroom where Liana is because the door is very strong!!! Auggie and I bang on the door with our heads for a long time!!! It's not working!! What if Liana is dead?!?! What if Don is dead too?!!! Who would feed me and...

MY BEST FRIEND!!! - by MARZ

MY BEST FRIEND!!! - by MARZ

HI! I'm Marz! I work at Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters!!!! I'm in customer service!! Customer service is a great job!! It's the best!!! I get so many headrubs and bellyrubs!!!! Auggie taught me to hang out at the free treat bowl!!!

THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!! - By Marz

THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!! - By Marz

There's nothing better than eating a smoked pig ear in the warm October sun!!! Maybe eating two smoked pig ears in the warm October sun!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was a funny joke!!!!!!

THE BIGGEST JOLLY BALL EVER!! - by Marz

THE BIGGEST JOLLY BALL EVER!! - by Marz

CLICK HERE TO SEE ME FETCH A TENNIS BALL!!! HI!!!! My name is Marz!!! Or maybe it's Fudgie!!! Don calls me Dum-Dum!!! I don't know!!!! Maybe I have a whole bunch of names!!!! Maybe even three names if you count Knockitoff!!!! Maybe I even have names I don't know yet!! Having lots of names...