The Harbor Dog Stories
Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.
POOP RULES - by Auggie
I stand before you Augustus, the only dog worthy of your worship in this world. My intentions are neutral towards you. Where we go from here is up to you and your actions. I know all you reprobates are expecting Big Dumb Buddy's blog this month. I had to pre-empt his impaired little ditty...
SALTY TO THE BONE - MAX - VOLUME II - by Don
When I left you last, Max was eight weeks old and had emerged from his Stone & Steel Stove Fortress to shred a little toy named Blue Bear. We realized that Max would tolerate us as food, shelter, warmth, treat, and shreddable-toy providers. Nothing else. We were ecstatic. We shall now (with your permission)...
FROM-AWAY RUBE TO A BOOTHBAY RUBY - by Auggie
Salutations, loyal henchmen. It is I, Augustus Megatron Bulldozer. Please save your raucous celebrations until after my blog. It is befitting that May's blog should fall to me. In the past I have given all you thronging tourist rabble helpful public service announcements on such topics as: How to Blend Into Boothbay Without Looking...
THE GREATEST DAY - by Max
Hi there, Max here! I wanted to tell you about The Greatest Day of My Life. Of course you know that I love food and that I love snow. So you should probably guess that The Greatest Day of My Life included both snow and food. And it did! The Greatest Day started like...
HAPPY THINGS AND SAD THINGS - By Buddy
Hi there! It's Big Smart Buddy Dog writing a blog about us dogs! Can you believe it? I can write! And I can rhyme! So many things have happened to me since I wrote my last blog. Some things are happy. Some things are sad. And some things just happened. I don't even know...
SALTY TO THE BONE - MAX - VOLUME I - by Don
Somehow I figured it would be a good idea to write in my own voice rather than one of my dogs. I did this for a couple reasons. I thought it would be a good format to share stories about my pack of wild curs that would be otherwise un-tellable. I loved writing in...
2016 SUCKED -- by Auggie
Yes. I posted this a day earlier than the other blogs. Don't test my leftover manufactured holiday cheer. I'm warning you. 2016 was a tough year for our pack. Not only did we lose Coal - the only other dog in this miserable pack that loved to swim and fetch - but we lost...
DAYLIGHT ENSLAVING TIME - by Max
Max here. I am just fine, thank you! Now, I'm not a dog who complains all the time, but it happened again this year. Sometime in early November Don stopped feeding us at the proper time. We three good dogs would get up at the regular breakfast time and wait patiently for breakfast. And...
BEASTIE CREATURES - By Buddy
Hi there. It's me, big old Buddy Dog! I'm really starting to like writing this blog. I hope I don't let you all down! I'm glad it's my turn to write because since this summer something very strange has been happening around the shop. There are these little Beastie Creatures hanging around! I try...