The Harbor Dog Stories
Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.
SEALs AT THE GATES OF DON - by Auggie
Salutations, quislings. It is I, your Supreme Canine Commander in Chief - Augustus. I am ready to mesmerize you with my unique and compelling takes on Boothbay Harbor Dog Life. And I’d like to take this opportunity to thank you for picking up most of your trash in the Harbor this summer and disposing...
THE MONGREL SCOUR 2018 - by Auggie
Salutations, Lackeys. Your rewards are forthcoming and wondrous. Every year the Bipeds “do” this thing called the Mutt Scrub. The cutesy name is designed to elicit heartwarming images of faithful canines being lovingly washed by ever-adoring owners. Nothing could be farther from the truth. The Mutt Scrub (Or as I call it, "The Mongel...
SEPARATION ANGST - by Auggie
(Editors Note: Auggie must use the word "Rutabaga" in this blog or forfeit a snack). -------------------------------------- I am Augustus and every fibre of my canine being loathes you for the hairless ape you are. It's not your fault. But you should try harder in future. Like spelling fiber, fibre. Make a note of it,...
A SPIKE IN KAMIKAZE ATTACKS - by Auggie
Attention worshippers....... It is I, your favorite Salty Dog, Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury. Thanks for all the virtual kisses. They have meant quite a lot to me throughout the latest ordeal I shall now have to tell you with complete honesty and verve. I should start by re-stating how much I loathe Canine Prison...
POOP RULES - by Auggie
I stand before you Augustus, the only dog worthy of your worship in this world. My intentions are neutral towards you. Where we go from here is up to you and your actions. I know all you reprobates are expecting Big Dumb Buddy's blog this month. I had to pre-empt his impaired little ditty...
FROM-AWAY RUBE TO A BOOTHBAY RUBY - by Auggie
Salutations, loyal henchmen. It is I, Augustus Megatron Bulldozer. Please save your raucous celebrations until after my blog. It is befitting that May's blog should fall to me. In the past I have given all you thronging tourist rabble helpful public service announcements on such topics as: How to Blend Into Boothbay Without Looking...
2016 SUCKED -- by Auggie
Yes. I posted this a day earlier than the other blogs. Don't test my leftover manufactured holiday cheer. I'm warning you. 2016 was a tough year for our pack. Not only did we lose Coal - the only other dog in this miserable pack that loved to swim and fetch - but we lost...
NINE QUESTIONS NOT TO ASK DON OR DOG - by Auggie
Hello all you thronging rabble. It is I, your Beloved and Benevolent Canine Overlord ~ Augustus Megatron Bulldozer. Please be seated. The rumors are true. I have in my possession the best toy in the world. I dare say even better than pink piggy. It is like pink piggy in every aspect except that...
SUPREME FETCH DOG THROUGHOUT ALL THE LAND - By Auggie
I AM AUGUSTUS MEGATRON BULLDOZER. First of all Canines in Rome and otherwise. Get used to it. I WILL ADMIT THAT BEING SUPERIOR to all dogs and humans has left me a bit lonely. Not lonely in the fuzzy, plebeian, common-rabble way like sharing a dog bed with old chums, but rather lonely for...