The Harbor Dog Stories
Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.
HAIR OF THE FIVE DOGS THAT BIT ME - by Don
Thanks to those of you who sent emails laughing at my broken ankle. Evidently, Max's telling of of how I broke my ankle and my subsequent flounderings were quite a Biped laugh machine. Instead of actually trying hard to present you with a clear and compelling narrative, I'm just going to jot down five...
DON SURE IS GETTING OLD AND FAT - by Max
Hi there! Max here! I am just fine, thank you! I don't want to shock any of you, but Don may be near the end of his days. I never thought he would get old. Yet Liana and I are talking about doing what is best for him at this time. We are very...
A LITTLE KELP AND MY FRIENDS - by Buddy
Hi there. It's Big Buddy writing the blog again this month. I hope I don't let you all down. I like writing this blog so much! I am not going to write a blog about how Don makes everyone mad. He would be very sad if he read my blog and then he would...
VETTING THE VETS - by Auggie
Salutations, depraved quislings. Be seated. That is an order. When I heard we were going to "The Vets" the other day, I thought I would spend the day at a local VFW, drinking cheap beer with the heroes of our nation. Nothing could have been further from the truth. No doubt you have heard...
EVERYTHING IS STUPID - by Ted
Editor's Note: We've been trying to get Teddy to write a blog since we got him from Old Dogs New Digs (ODND) in April. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary. PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM WE HAVE HIS DIARY. Also - because this is a diary, there is stronger language than a normal...
SMALL HEAD TED - by Don
Do you like reading? I like writing! Two years after losing My Beloved Coal, I insisted we get another dog. I was convinced Buddy was going to kick the bucket any minute and I couldn’t picture life without at least three dogs. That was 20 months ago. I’m convinced Buddy is the Rasputin of...
DRIVING MISS DONNY INSANE - by Max
Hi there, Max here! I am just fine, thank you! Don has been a big part of my life since he stole me from my cozy whelping box in Bangor. Whilst Don has taught me many valuable things and brought me to many wondrous places, we get under each other’s skin. I think it’s...
PEE PEE BLUES - by Buddy
Hi there! It’s Big Buddy writing the blog this month. I hope I don’t let you all down! Thank you for all your birthday wishes!!! I turned fourteen on November 23rd. That was also the Early Bird! The shop was so busy and there were so many people! I think they were singing “Happy...
ODYSSEY - by Auggie
Good Day, Malingerers. This is a long one. Don’t start it if you cannot finish it. I was given no warning. Don brought me to the truck and bade me inside. I thought we were going to the local park for Walkies and mayhap a treat for afters. As there were none of the...