The Harbor Dog Stories
Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.
GRAND MAL FAILURE - by Small Head Ted
EDITOR'S NOTE: Teddy wrote this before Buddy passed. The Grand Mal seizure was one of the indications that something was wrong with Buddy. Don't think Teddy is insensitive or cruel. Dear Diarrhea [Editor's Note: Diary] Everyone's all worried about that idiot Buddy again. Well I'm sick of it. I always disliked that dog and...
BUDDY - by Don
We got Buddy when he was 9 years old. We said goodbye to Buddy on May 18th 2021 when he was 15-1/2 years old.We got him because of Facebook. It's the only time I remember something good coming to us from Facebook. Our long-time friend Jen shared a post about Buddy needing a new...
THE RANCID INTERVIEW - by Don
Hello. This is Chad Rancid of "Who The Hell Cares?" Magazine. Today, I have a very special guest for you. The first ever interview of Don Kingsbury- reclusive hobo genius behind the unstoppable juggernaut, "Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters." Mr. Kingsbury was VERY clear: "We ain't That Salty Dog thing in Wiscassett. That's a...
DAY OF THE DOGS - VOLUME II - by Max
Hi there, Max here! Here's the second installment of my first novel "Day of the Dogs." It's a long one, and there's a cliff-hanger, well, the management and I hope it's a cliff hanger. Also, if you're here for the first time or haven't read the first installment, please **Click Here**. I hope you...
POOPPASTE - By Big Buddy
Hi everyone! Thanks for reading my blog! Thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy 15th Birthday in November. I understand if you didn't wish me a Happy Birthday. It was almost on Early Bird this year and everyone gets excited for Early Bird. I spend a lot of time asleep these days....
SLOUCHING TOWARDS EDGECOMB - by Auggie
I was dragged back to a room where I was subjugated. Against my most ardent protestations, my front-left leg was shaved. "I AM AN AMERICAN DOG CITIZEN! I HAVE RIGHTS! I bellowed out into the reverberating concrete anteroom. "I DO NOT CONSENT!! I WANT MY LAWYER!!"I screamed as they slipped the IV into my...
SPAGHETTI LOVES LIANA- by Small Head Ted
Dear Diarrhea, This place is so stupid. "Chez Salty" is so depressing and stupid. The only person I like is Liana. She's the only one here who's smart. I can't believe she likes all these idiots. Why doesn't she run away into the woods? I hope it's not because of me. All Liana needs...
GETTING TO KNOW ME BETTER - by Don
NO. It's not a continuation of Max's new novel "Day of the Dogs." Sheesh. Settle down. So many people come in and ask me annoying questions that it makes me want to set my skin on fire. I need my skin to live, so I figured I would take all the most commonly-asked questions...
DAY OF THE DOGS - VOLUME I - by Max
Hi there, Max here! I am just fine, thank you! It's my new novel "DAY OF THE DOGS - VOLUME I" I hope you like it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- PRELUDE It was a dark and stormy night. Rain and sleet hit the windowpanes of Chez Salty with a howling, wind-driven frenzy. The power flickered several times,...