The Harbor Dog Stories
Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.
DAY OF THE DOGS - VOLUME II - by Max
Hi there, Max here! Here's the second installment of my first novel "Day of the Dogs." It's a long one, and there's a cliff-hanger, well, the management and I hope it's a cliff hanger. Also, if you're here for the first time or haven't read the first installment, please **Click Here**. I hope you...
POOPPASTE - By Big Buddy
Hi everyone! Thanks for reading my blog! Thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy 15th Birthday in November. I understand if you didn't wish me a Happy Birthday. It was almost on Early Bird this year and everyone gets excited for Early Bird. I spend a lot of time asleep these days....
SLOUCHING TOWARDS EDGECOMB - by Auggie
I was dragged back to a room where I was subjugated. Against my most ardent protestations, my front-left leg was shaved. "I AM AN AMERICAN DOG CITIZEN! I HAVE RIGHTS! I bellowed out into the reverberating concrete anteroom. "I DO NOT CONSENT!! I WANT MY LAWYER!!"I screamed as they slipped the IV into my...
SPAGHETTI LOVES LIANA- by Small Head Ted
Dear Diarrhea, This place is so stupid. "Chez Salty" is so depressing and stupid. The only person I like is Liana. She's the only one here who's smart. I can't believe she likes all these idiots. Why doesn't she run away into the woods? I hope it's not because of me. All Liana needs...
GETTING TO KNOW ME BETTER - by Don
NO. It's not a continuation of Max's new novel "Day of the Dogs." Sheesh. Settle down. So many people come in and ask me annoying questions that it makes me want to set my skin on fire. I need my skin to live, so I figured I would take all the most commonly-asked questions...
DAY OF THE DOGS - VOLUME I - by Max
Hi there, Max here! I am just fine, thank you! It's my new novel "DAY OF THE DOGS - VOLUME I" I hope you like it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- PRELUDE It was a dark and stormy night. Rain and sleet hit the windowpanes of Chez Salty with a howling, wind-driven frenzy. The power flickered several times,...
THE OCEAN & THE SKY - by Big Buddy
Hi everyone! I'm not sure why I can write a blog. Frankly, I'm not sure why I'm still alive and walking around. It's good to be alive. And thanks for reading my blog! Most of the time I'm asleep at the Southport cabin. Liana put a nice pee-pee-proof bed on the couch for me...
ZUCKERSTRUCK - by Auggie
How do you do, you lugubrious swine? Shall I display to you the enormous sweep of my influence? Swallow the last of your warm, spittle-infused canned beer and refrain from asking questions until I direct you that such questions are welcome. Anything less would waste my valuable time. August 22nd, 2020 Two Salty Dogs...
THE YARKOWLING- by Teddy Spaghetti
Editor's Note: We've been trying to get Ted to write a blog since we got him from Old Dogs New Digs in April 2019. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary (He calls it "Diarrhea"). These are excerpts. PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM WE HAVE HIS DIARY. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Diarrhea, When I first got...