The Harbor Dog Stories
Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.
VERY OLD AND FETCHING - by Marz
EVERYONE NEEDS A SAFE SPACE Hi! I'm Marz! I'm the new dog at Chez Salty! Sometimes they call me "Fudgie!" Don calls me "The Red Menace!!" I'm one-year old!!! I'm so frickin' old now! Sorry! I didn't mean to swear!! But youth is certainly frickin' fleeting!! I can't even fit in my old Safe...
PSHAW!!! - by Auggie
We live in evil times. You slothful whelps out there hardly know meaning, suffering nor sacrifice from your own butt. You think everything is but little trinkets for your amusement and wonderment. Have you forgotten all the rabid raccoons, skunks, and porcupines we older generation hath fought for your basic freedoms? And what thanks...
HALF JAW SPAGHETTI - by Teddy
[Editor’s Note: We’ve been trying to get Ted to write a blog since we got him in April 2019. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary. He calls his Diary his “Diarrhea."] Dear Diarrhea, I'm sorry it's been so long since I've written. There's been a lot going on here and I'm not...
WEIRD EATIN'S - by Don
Quiet everyone! The blog is starting! THE BLOG IS STARTING!!!! If you own a dog, you've most likely seen them eat just awful, weird, and unexplainable things. I once saw an article about a dog that ate packs of cigarettes. Open or unopened. Then she would vomit them all over the house. When her...
A BRAVE NEW MARZ - by Marz
HI! I'm Marz! I'm the new dog at Chez Salty! It's confusing because they call me Fudgie! Or Fudgebutt! Or Fudgebot! Or KNOCKITOFF!! I don't really pay them a lot of attention! I've been at Chez Salty since I was a pup! That was a long time ago! I didn't even know how to...
GOODBYE MAX - by Don
Maximus Gary Kingsbury was born in Bangor Maine- Friday, May 16, 2008. We had to put him down on Saturday, March 12, 2022 just before noon. He was dying of kidney failure. He was almost 15 years old. He was in more pain than we could bear.
THE EVIL VETS - by Auggie
You should know that for this Blog I originally proposed booking a flight to one of those primitive countries what delight in eating dogs. Then my plan was to stalk, hunt, kill, and eat a Dog-Eating Biped on Facebook Live. Don't be so shocked. It is only a murder if it is Biped on...
DAY OF THE DOGS - VOLUME VII - by Max
Hi guys! Max again! This is the LAST Chapter of Day of the Dogs. I promise! You're getting into this story a little bit late, but here's an official series of links that will set you true. VOLUME I VOLUME II VOLUME III VOLUME IV VOLUME V VOLUME VI CHAPTERS: A PARTY NOW BENEDICTION...
DAY OF THE DOGS - VOLUME VI - by Max
Hi there! Maximus Gary here! Did you know that this is the FIRST and ONLY novella (heist novella) written by a DOG? Specifically me! Maximus Gary! You're getting into this story a little bit late, but here's an official series of links that will set you true. VOLUME I VOLUME II VOLUME III VOLUME...