The Harbor Dog Stories
Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.
PUP FICTION - by Don
Listen, I’ve been on vacation and therefore very negligent. I don’t have a fully-developed blog for you this month. Luckily, I DO have a lot of random, humorous story fragments. Kind of like the Dead Sea Scrolls. So I’m going to try a Quentin Tarantino move here. I’m just going to string along these...
GAIL'S HOUSE - by Max
Max here. I am just fine, thank you! I want to tell you about a place that means a lot to me. I’ve been going to Gail’s House since I was an 8-week-old pup. From the minute I met her, I knew she was special. She speaks to me in a very high-pitched voice....
PAINFUL THINGS - by Big Buddy
Hi everybody! It’s me, Big Buddy writing the blog. Thanks for reading them. I like writing them! Sometimes people I don’t even know come to the cabin when I’m asleep. I’m not a watchdog, so I don’t wake up. But sometimes when I’m asleep on the floor, the people roll this thing all over...
J'ACCUSE - by Auggie
J'Accuse - "I accuse." A bitter denunciation. I should start by saying that my last blog was a resounding triumph in Canine Literature. Normally, my blogs are hungrily received and widely acclaimed by the top critics of the land. I have heard tell that my last blog caused several prominent critics to completely explode...
INSANE POWNAL CLOWN POSSE - by Don
The blog is starting!!! The blog is starting!!!! Please be seated and turn your cellphone off. To be quite honest, I’m not sure how dogs evolved. They should be a dead branch on the evolutionary tree considering some of the things they eat - chicken bones, tacos, socks, couch stuffing, rotting things, socks, rat...
TEDDY BALLGAME - by Max
Hi there, Max here! I am Don and Liana’s first dog. I am the first Salty Dog. I am 12 years old. I am Max - Maximus Gary Kingsbury. Did I mention that I am Don and Liana’s first dog? I have been described as a “Great Dog” by you Bipeds. If that is...
MAN'S BEST FRIEND - by Big Buddy
Hi everyone. It’s Big Buddy! It’s my turn to write the blog this month. I’m not sure why they still let me write a blog. Sometimes I think it’s because they feel sorry for me and other times Don will say that people really love my blogs and will send emails to say they...
ASK AUGUSTUS - by Auggie
Good Day, you drunken gadabouts. I am often unfairly criticized for being too harsh. However, in the interests of ceasing your incessant e-prattle, I am now going to answer questions submitted by you - the confused and chunky canine hordes of America. I do this without anger and in the genuine hopes of helping...
THE FAMILY BUDSTER - by Don
I figured since I wrote pieces about getting Max, Auggie, and Coal that I was obligated to write one about getting Buddy. So let’s do this whether we want to or not. I’m going to use all of Buddy’s nicknames in casual reference in this blog. Sorry in advance. ------------------------------- We came to know...