The Harbor Dog Stories
Come on an adventure with the shop dogs of Two Salty Dogs as they spin you a yarn about life as a dog on the Boothbay Harbor waterfront.
ODYSSEY - by Auggie
Good Day, Malingerers. This is a long one. Don’t start it if you cannot finish it. I was given no warning. Don brought me to the truck and bade me inside. I thought we were going to the local park for Walkies and mayhap a treat for afters. As there were none of the...
PUP FICTION - by Don
Listen, I’ve been on vacation and therefore very negligent. I don’t have a fully-developed blog for you this month. Luckily, I DO have a lot of random, humorous story fragments. Kind of like the Dead Sea Scrolls. So I’m going to try a Quentin Tarantino move here. I’m just going to string along these...
GAIL'S HOUSE - by Max
Max here. I am just fine, thank you! I want to tell you about a place that means a lot to me. I’ve been going to Gail’s House since I was an 8-week-old pup. From the minute I met her, I knew she was special. She speaks to me in a very high-pitched voice....
PAINFUL THINGS - by Big Buddy
Hi everybody! It’s me, Big Buddy writing the blog. Thanks for reading them. I like writing them! Sometimes people I don’t even know come to the cabin when I’m asleep. I’m not a watchdog, so I don’t wake up. But sometimes when I’m asleep on the floor, the people roll this thing all over...
J'ACCUSE - by Auggie
J'Accuse - "I accuse." A bitter denunciation. I should start by saying that my last blog was a resounding triumph in Canine Literature. Normally, my blogs are hungrily received and widely acclaimed by the top critics of the land. I have heard tell that my last blog caused several prominent critics to completely explode...
INSANE POWNAL CLOWN POSSE - by Don
The blog is starting!!! The blog is starting!!!! Please be seated and turn your cellphone off. To be quite honest, I’m not sure how dogs evolved. They should be a dead branch on the evolutionary tree considering some of the things they eat - chicken bones, tacos, socks, couch stuffing, rotting things, socks, rat...
TEDDY BALLGAME - by Max
Hi there, Max here! I am Don and Liana’s first dog. I am the first Salty Dog. I am 12 years old. I am Max - Maximus Gary Kingsbury. Did I mention that I am Don and Liana’s first dog? I have been described as a “Great Dog” by you Bipeds. If that is...
MAN'S BEST FRIEND - by Big Buddy
Hi everyone. It’s Big Buddy! It’s my turn to write the blog this month. I’m not sure why they still let me write a blog. Sometimes I think it’s because they feel sorry for me and other times Don will say that people really love my blogs and will send emails to say they...
ASK AUGUSTUS - by Auggie
Good Day, you drunken gadabouts. I am often unfairly criticized for being too harsh. However, in the interests of ceasing your incessant e-prattle, I am now going to answer questions submitted by you - the confused and chunky canine hordes of America. I do this without anger and in the genuine hopes of helping...